Special Thanksgiving Double-Feature! Team Whammo and the Dark Side of the Moon, Part II

This Thanksgiving was happily being celebrated by all aboard the BANANA Boat h37 by the entire host of Team Whammo, as the First-Mate was just then getting busy on General Turbo's sushi-roll, which was soon dribbling with copious amounts of soy-sauce, as well as the Admiral and the Colonel, who had found themselves backing into the custodial closet with much to-do, seeking out their own soy-sauce among the upper shelves, even as Chewmicca was becoming exceedingly interested in Brad the Bard's 'Robo-Dog' who was just then turning a bright shade of magenta and rosy round the face and ears, as Steph the Friendly Smurf was beginning to give Benito interesting, inscrutible facial expressions, even as she spun KFish round ala dossey-do, en route themselves towards the custodian's closet, hoping for a tasty treat, and Brad and Laura at the controls were carving up their own healthy-sized portion of Whammo, as Laura took a break from her Second-Mate position alongside H.T. to try her hand at the Whammo-ing joystick, which hummed and vibrated as they deftly manouvered over the dark side of these here moons.

Suddenly, the Captain rang in for Benito.

The Captain: Benito, have you made contact with Austen 'Whammo' Pwers, yet?

Benito: Well, no, Captain, can't say that I have. I did feel a disturbance in the Whammo, just now, I must admit, but Team Whammo's a bit, how shall we say, busy at the moment.

The Captain: Busy?! I thought you guys were on a mission to save Austen 'Whammo' Pwers from losing his Whammo. Do you have any idea what will become of Austen without his Whammo powers?? The whole fate of the power of Whammo in the galaxy is at stake here!

Benito: Like I say, Team Whammo...

The Captain: For the love of whammo, you've got to get to the dark side, pronto!

{Moaning can be heard from the custodial closet, as well as the faucet in the bathroom, which is turned on full blast, but the sound of the golden Air-Toilette 5000 can still be heard flushing at regular intervals.}

Benito: Now that you mention it, I do remember something in 'The Whammo Times' about Dr. Felllatio needing a new assistant. Maybe I'm the man for the job!

The Captain: No, Benito, absolutely not! I did not mean to insinuate that you should seek to join the actual dark side. I was speaking of the dark side of the moon as you could of course... Benito? Beniiiitoooooo!

But it was too late. At this moment, Benito had jumped through the escape-hatch, leaving Team Whammo behind to their frivolities, and was now hurtling through the clouds down towards the surface of the dark side of the moon

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